Puck 139

June 11th, 2012, 8:36 pm

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ElectricGecko, June 11th, 2012, 8:39 pm

Phoebe hasn’t appeared in a while, so lest I break my contractual obligation, here’s some Phoebe. The joke, by the way, is one I borrowed (stole) from my wife, who hated this early stage of pregnancy. She sometimes joked about a shirt exactly like this one. Leave it to Phoebe to turn it into reality.


So one reader recently stated that he thought Puck should (for reasons unknown) be given a Green Lantern power ring, and I thought the idea was too ridiculous to pass up.

Though this particular incentive pic isn’t available through voting on TWC anymore, you can purchase the pic from the store. It’s only a buck for a set of five voting incentives! That’s what I call a deal!


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Oz (Guest), June 12th, 2012, 6:38 am

My wife was given a t-shirt that said "I'm not pregnant, I'm a watermelon thief."

D.Durand (Guest), June 12th, 2012, 10:47 am

That's a t-shirt or body paint ?

ElectricGecko, June 12th, 2012, 10:58 am

@Oz: That would be great for the final stages of pregnancy - except for the fact that the words would be so stretched out they'd be illegible.

@D.Durand: Shirt or body paint - does it really matter? I sometimes think most of Phoebe's clothing is spray-on.

darknoon, June 13th, 2012, 3:25 am

Exactly how are Phoebe's made?

Either she is unaware of her less glamerous origins, or somehow them Succubi are born from mothers with washboard stomachs!?

ElectricGecko, June 13th, 2012, 10:48 am

@darknoon: I really have no true insight into Phoebe's birth. My best guess is that her mother is human: some mortal girl who had extremely bad taste in men. Phoebe's mother also may likely have been a Hollywood celebrity. (Because let's face it: most of Hollywood has been in bed with Satan for years.)

Lilyblack, June 13th, 2012, 12:34 pm

Phoebe's not a succubus? Awww. I like Phoebe. I think of her as a space-cadet version of fall-From-Grace.

Right on that Hollywood's in bed with Satan!

Caseyorourke, June 18th, 2012, 5:34 pm

18 weeks
The wife just hit 18 weeks and her baby bump has become even more conspicuous. I'd get her a t-shirt like that, but seeing how we are currently living and working in China, Chinglish being what it is, the grammar would be atrocious and the words "DUMPY" and "PREGNANT" would probably be misspelled.

ElectricGecko, June 22nd, 2012, 10:17 pm

@Caseyorourke: "I NO DRUMPY - BE PREGNANS" might make an even BETTER shirt, now that you mention it!

Caseyorourke, June 23rd, 2012, 1:43 am

Actually I was thinking...
more along the lines of I not Dumbpee, I pignut.

Somewhere among my pictures of Chinglish I have one of a Chinese OB-GYN, where an exam room is called "That four letter C-word women hate" Inspection.

ElectricGecko, June 23rd, 2012, 1:04 pm

@Caseyorourke: That's about the most awesome thing I've ever heard.

Reminds me of the time my wife was in Germany and saw a large group of Chinese tourists who were all wearing matching raincoats with the word 'BITCH' written across the back in big, bold letters. A cruel joke by the tour group? A bad translation? It will forever remain a mystery.

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