Puck 142

July 2nd, 2012, 9:26 pm

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ElectricGecko, July 2nd, 2012, 9:26 pm

I may not be a man with great business acumen, but my keen observational skills have taught me this: if you want to get rich REALLY fast, you need to exploit one of the following key demographics:
-the downtrodden
-the fat
-the bald
-the addicted
-the impotent
-the mothers or mothers-to-be

Fathers are not a good market for exploitation; they won’t buy your forty-dollar baby food no matter how many times you tell them it’s best for baby. Fathers don’t care what’s best for baby. They’ll feed baby anything if it will make baby shut up. Mothers, though, will spend seven thousand dollars on a stroller because it’s the “safest on the market,” whatever that means.



So it's early July, and we're all in the mood for flag-waving, so I thought it was time to celebrate the birth of everyone's favorite country with a little bit of patriotic cheesecake! Courtesy of Phoebe!

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msfcatlover (Guest), July 2nd, 2012, 11:08 pm

My aunts do this
It's the hormones...it also means all I have to do is pout and bat my lashes, and I sell more cookies than the rest of my trope combined (which is funny, because they still are small and cute...I just have a lot of aunts.)

Noclevername (Guest), July 3rd, 2012, 3:16 pm

Does this mean "Squiggle" is going to be the little Puckette's name?

ElectricGecko, July 3rd, 2012, 8:53 pm

@msfcatlover: Sounds like you're a dangerous combination: cute AND crafty. I say, though, that them cookies sell themselves!

@Noclevername: Squiggle would be a fun nickname, I must admit. Better than 'pookishums' or whatever other stupid names people use.

Colin W. (Guest), July 6th, 2012, 11:40 am

remember this is exactly how Frances "Bean" Cobain got her middle name.

MSB (Guest), July 20th, 2012, 8:28 pm


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