This joke sprang from something my wife had said earlier in the month. She saw a shot of pregnant Puck and said, “You know that skirt would never stay up, right? Pregnant women really can’t wear skirts. They just fall right off.” It was an idea too good to pass up.

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MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!!

The baby's saying it's time to buy some new clothes before they suffocate ;) Two things babies are good with: protesting fashion sense and telling you when they need something.

Thank you in advance for making my day with this.

Which reminds me...
We have to go shopping tomorrow and try to find some maternity clothes for a middle aged mother in a country where the majority of pregnant women are young enough to be her daughter and like to dress like teenaged floozies in skin tight tee shirts printed with horrible misspelled English.

@godmoderncommander: Mwha hah hah! FEEL the BURN!!!

@Riv: Babies are never-ending demand machines, that's for sure. And I'm not sure how I made your day, but if I managed to achieve that, then I'm proud of myself.

@Caseyorourke: Shopping for maternity clothes is not fun no matter where you are. But that seems to me like like an excessively painful task. Good luck with that.

@ElectricGecko: You're talking to a babysitter of two babies not yet past diaper stage with high demands.

That laugh most definitely made my day.

Bwahahahaha

Granny panties? I guess to Phoebe anything not a thong is "granny". Mine are about that size.

@MSB: There you go with the evil laugh again.

@Lilyblack: You are quite correct. What Puck is wearing are not, technically speaking, granny panties. But Phoebe has a distorted view of these things.

What? Got to practice somewhere, right? ;)

And yea, Phoebe's a nut. XD

Definitely not granny panties...

Skirt Dispute
I have to respectfully disagree with the comment that 'pregnant women can't wear skirts'.
I wore skirts and dresses through my entire pregnancy because I couldn't wear pants. I would amend the statement however to something like 'Pregnant women can't wear short skirts'. Reason being. A skirt is perfectly wearable if you place the tight waistband above the bump. Effectively transforming a knee-length into a short skirt and a full length into a knee length look.
Skirts worn in this fashion have the classical 'babydoll' look so popular in maternity clothing. Particularly when paired with a top that has been overly shortened by growth in the chest area paired with inability to stretch over the bump.

Added bonus. Frequent bathroom trips required by bladder-kicking baby are much easier with no fly to fuss with.

@Neff: Phoebe's definition of 'granny panties' is any underwear that's not lacy and thong-like.

@=^.^=: That IS a valid way to wear a skirt when pregnant. But it wouldn't really help Puck because she doesn't own any skirts that aren't minis. If she placed the waistband over the bump, her underwear would STILL be showing.

Are those odd colored STAINS or is this supposed to be a flower pattern?

@MrTTAO: Those are stains. I was trying to simulate the look of undies that are really, really old from way at the back of the drawer. They've been washed, but they never actually manage to return to a state of whiteness.

It does look like stains but I didn't realize it was meant to be wash resistant stains rather then fresh stains.

Slightly less horrifying now...

Also, puck should use bleach.