My “Mob Boss” card defeats YOUR “Pregnant Redhead” card! I think it’s safe to say that no one saw that coming.

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I counter your mob boss card with my cop card!!

Nononono. Pregnant redhead card? Combined with 631 year old fairy card? Definitely defeats the mob boss card. Now if Daphne were here right now... That would be even better.

Tony is a proud member of the Easily Identified Stereotype Mob.

@godmoderncommander: Cop card? Not in this town you don't!

@Guest: I don't think I'm going to put the pregnant redhead and the mob boss into an open confrontation because the collateral damage might take out five city blocks. And I can't even comprehend the results of Daphne entering the fray.

@Nobi Wan Kenobi: You know what's funny? If I made this guy look like a real mobster (and in my town, I've known a few), no one would get the joke. They'd be like, "Fat Italian guy? Huh?" By being wildly inaccurate, people get the joke. Weird.

I don't get it. If he had a cello case, maybe. Also maybe a severed horses head. And an offer you can't refuse...and a little friend to say...

Allow me to introduce youse to my staff
My consigliere- Guido, my loss prevention operai- Nunzio.

Now allow me to play youse a selection on my She-cago typewriter.

@darknoon: You know, you're right. I really didn't make use of enough mobster cliches. As it is, people may confuse this guy with your average Italian with above-average fashion sense and below-average mastery of English.

@Caseyorourke: I really wanted to use more cheesy mobster dialogue, but there wasn't room. Now you've done it for me. Thanks!