Puck 189

July 29th, 2013, 8:47 pm

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ElectricGecko, July 29th, 2013, 8:47 pm

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Advice for fathers-to-be: CALM THE F$%# DOWN, MAN!

Men do all sorts of weird things in this situation. They panic, call 911, run away, you name it. My wife knows a woman whose husband immediately ran to get a bag of frozen peas from the freezer, because he remembered something about frozen peas from pregnancy class – all the while neglecting his pregnant wife who was trying to get down the stairs during repeated contractions.

True fact: almost NO babies are born in taxi cabs, buses and malls. Check the local birth announcements and see. With a few rare exceptions, they’re pretty slow to make that short journey out of the womb.

NEW VOTING INCENTIVE! Boldly Go Where No Fairy Has Gone Before!!!

August has arrived, and that means an all-new voting incentive. It’s Star Trek cosplay time! (Next gen, to be specific.) All throughout August, we’ll be posting a new voting incentive every week, so be sure to catch ‘em all!



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